Fork it Over

As you know, I've been learning how to eat with a fork.  Today, however, Mama presented me with a challenge.

Corn.

Really.

Ok, fork. We can do this.

Steady...

Got one!!

Damn, lost it!!

Eh, enough trying.

I call this a success!

Little Girl Lost

Daddy, I know you never watched the show Lost (you're probably better off - don't get me started), so the photo below won't make sense. But I'm actually reenacting Terry O'Quinn's character (John Locke) in the Lost season 2 (when it was AWESOME, before it sucked and that suckiness ruined all the awesomeness) premiere episode "Man of Science, Man of Faith."

If you look closely, I'm holding a spoon to represent the stick Locke is holding.

Unfortunately, none of the other kids at the playground wanted to play Jack Shephard in the scene, for obvious (if you watched the show) reasons.

Hon, You Got a Blankie on Your Head

Sometimes I do this during the day:

Just because.

A Lotta Elote

I'm not sure what you were thinking when you gave me Mexican corn for dinner. Don't get me wrong, it was delicious! But corn on the cob with cheese and chili powder smashed all up on my delicate baby face was a hot mess. And I mean HOT.

Um, is my face on fire?

Can I get some milk?

In case you can't tell from the photos, my cheeks and lips are bright RED. Next time, let's just stick with the sweet Long Island corn, mkay?

If I had a third arm, it would be holding corn.

PDA

I'm getting more brazen with my public dinosaur affection. Here I am with Rex back in August:

August - sweet kiss

And here I am today:

Today - making out

Ever since movie night with cousin Julian, my Rex crush has blown up! And don't get me started on Seymour the Dinosaur. I've also been working on Mama's dream of my very first word being "pterodactyl." Hahaha, no, I'm not. Is she crazy?!? No matter how many times Mama says it (a lot), I just look at her and laugh. Sometimes, to humor her, I make a sound of some sort and she thinks I'm trying to say it, and she gets super excited and claps her hands. Mama is so easily amused. Now if you excuse me, I have a large hunk of green (posable!) plastic to make out with.

Space Ploddity, Day 2: Contact!

Space Ploddity

I'm suited up and ready for my spacewalk.

Off I go. All engines running.

Look, I found a moon rock!!

Oh, I think I see signs of life...

...I'll have to get back to you on whether or not it's intelligent.

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