Sadiegawea

Mama and I explored the basement of our new building today. Well, actually Mama sent me down to explore because she was scared. I'm not afraid of anything (except aluminum foil, but let's not go there).

Are you sure you don't want to come with me?

Alright, I'm off then.

And back.

All set here.
Could you at least press the elevator button, please?

Here's my report:

Subject: basement
Scope: massive, especially for a baby, sheesh
Risks: monsters, boogeymen, un-nameable things lurking in shadows (according to Mama)
Issues: lack of anything to climb on or destroy
Progress: done with this
Status: put on your big-girl panties, Mama