Monday, October 29, 2012

Sadiegoose's Hurricane Sandy Survival Guide

Guys, there's a hurricane out there! Actually, there's a ferocious mega/franken/super storm out there (depending on your news source)!! Now, I may only be 1 year, 2 months, and 10 days old, but this is my second hurricane. (I'm looking at you, Irene.) So I'm like a pro at this. Here are some helpful tips to get us all through this safely.

1) Wear appropriate gear and vigilantly check for leaks.

2) Seek out alternative shelter.
Is this place taken?
Ok, I'm getting in.
2a) Make sure your alternative shelter is big enough.
Aw, peanut butter and jelly! I don't fit!!

3) Hold on and DON'T PANIC!!!
Someone save my binky!!!


Hunker down, everybody!!




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